Orlaith & Niall · Friday 23 April 2027
Choose your fighter. They already chose each other, so this menu is decorative.
Primary school teacher. Runs a room of thirty small, brutally honest critics, so nothing about this wedding frightens her. Very proudly Limerick.
The Full Court Plan
Sees the whole floor at once. Has the day mapped to the minute, including your bit.
Works for Basketball Ireland, which is to say: professionally basketball. Very proudly Derry, hence the northern convoy on the guest list.
The Thumbs-Up
Deployed once, at a Limerick basketball game, in front of witnesses. One thumb, no words. Somehow it worked.
Woods vs McDermott is now Woods & McDermott
two player co-op, permanent save
Five levels from a thumbs-up to a wedding. All checkpoints saved.
Limerick, late, after a night out. Earlier that day, at a basketball game, Niall had sent Orlaith a thumbs-up across the hall. That night in Shake Dog, over takeaway chips, the first real conversation happened. It has not really stopped since.
Draft cut-scene: full script awaited from the two playersOrlaith lived in Dubai for two years, loved every minute of it, and has family out there still. Niall flew out five times. Long distance is a notoriously hard level. They cleared it on co-op.
2 years · 5 flights · 0 lives lost
Kilkee, Co. Clare. One of Orlaith's favourite places in the world, where she spent her childhood summers. Sea, cliffs, and one very big question.
She said yes. Flawless victory.
Proposal details under embargo until the players release the footageFri 23 April 2027 · doors 12:30 · tip-off 1:00 PM
Monaleen Church, Castletroy, Limerick. Monsignor Dan Neenan takes the whistle and Jessica Brett plays the church. The bride arrives by 1960 Rolls Royce Silver Cloud, so be in your pew for half twelve and let the car have its moment.
View mapWoodlands Hotel & Spa, Adare, Co. Limerick, about 25 minutes from the church. The post-game show runs all evening:
No coin needed.
Saturday is free play.
Day two runs at the Woodlands Treehouse from 4:00 PM on Saturday 24 April, and everyone is welcome: no ticket, no dress code, no excuses. Food, music, and a full replay of Friday's highlights, told better each time.
The Treehouse · the Woodlands, Adare · Sat 24 April · 4:00 PM
The wedding party. Every character unlocked bar one.
Chief bridesmaid
CaptainBridesmaid
Bridesmaid
Bridesmaid
Best man: selection pending. The speech is already in training, sight unseen.
Groomsman
Groomsman
Groomsman
Groomsman
The couple by the numbers. All figures verified by both players.
Rank: Perfect Match
Nine frames from the tape. The tape never lies.
The guest list is the high score table. Get on it.
This cabinet takes no real coins yet: the working RSVP switches on when the invites land in early 2027. Nothing you type here is saved. Consider it a preview of the machine.
That is all it will take when the machine goes live in January. Name on the table, pew with your name on it, see you at tip-off.
Genuinely missed, and fully understood. The highlights reel and the photo archive will find their way to you.
Entries close 1 March 2027to be confirmed on the invites
Old school? Tell any member of the team roster and they will key you in.
The printed card on the cabinet. Real answers, no decoder needed.
Monaleen Church, Castletroy, Limerick. Doors 12:30, ceremony 1:00 PM sharp. Beat the Rolls Royce to the ground.
Church mapWoodlands Hotel & Spa, Adare, about 25 minutes from the church. Reception, dinner, dancing and Saturday's Treehouse all under one roof: zero taxis between levels.
Hotel mapM1 to Dublin, M7 the rest of the way. Around four hours from Belfast, closer to five from Derry. The Thursday night drive is the veteran move.
Shannon lands you 30 minutes out. Cork is about 1 hour 45, Dublin roughly 2 and a half by motorway.
Plenty of parking at the Woodlands; church parking notes travel with the invites, so car-pool like a proper club side. Taxi numbers come with the invites too, and the hotel desk will flag one down at any hour.
The Woodlands itself first (mention the wedding when booking), the Dunraven Arms in Adare village, or Limerick city (the Strand, the Clayton, the George) about 25 minutes away.
Your finest, with comfort recommended for extra time. Strictly no club jerseys: the ruling covers both teams and the bride enforces it.
Your invite will name everyone included. If you are unsure, ask any of the wedding party before the day.
Black Diamond Photography and MDA Productions have every angle covered. The phones-in-church ruling publishes with the invites.
Your presence is the present; most of you are crossing the country for this. There will be a card box on the day, and that is the last we will say of it.
April in Ireland: all four seasons before the starter. Every level is played indoors, so bring a coat for the photos and optimism generally.
RSVPs close on 1 March 2027, to be confirmed on the invites. Do not run down the shot clock.