Proof · do not bend
Orlaith Woods and Niall McDermott stepped into a photo booth. Three flashes later the evidence was conclusive: get married. So they are.
MONALEEN CHURCH → THE WOODLANDS, ADARE · FRI 23 APRIL 2027 · 1 PM
DEVELOPING — …
keep scrolling; the strip advances itself
Every relationship leaves a paper trail. Theirs is mostly glossy, 6×4, slightly overexposed.
It started, as all Limerick stories do, in a sports hall. She coaches the Huskies. He coaches the Eagles. There was basketball, there was slagging, and neither has stopped since. Some couples share a Netflix login; these two share a National Cup season.
the real how-we-met story goes here — Niall owes the booth a voice note
Between fixtures they clocked up the air miles: desert sunsets, Greek islands, one questionable encounter with formal wear in the snow. Every trip ended the same way: home to Limerick, back to training, arguing about the itinerary photos.
Then one day there was a question, a good one, and she said yes. The booth got its fourth frame booked for April 2027.
proposal negatives still in the developing tray — full story to follow
Two days of principal photography. All cast members, please note your calls.
Dir. by love · Prod. in Limerick · Shot on location
Day one — Friday 23 April 2027crew call 12:30
Day two — Saturday 24 April · open setcall 16:00
post-ceremony times are the working plan; the final call sheet prints with the invites, Jan 2027
Set A · Castletroy, Limerick · 13:00
Doors 12:30. Natural light excellent, punctuality essential. The picture car waits for no one.
Location mapSet B · reception + day two · 25 min from Set A
Dinner, dancing and Saturday's open set, all under one roof. Base camp for most of the cast.
Location mapUnit moves
North crew: M1 then M7. Four hours from Belfast, five-ish from Derry; the Thursday convoy is the pro move. Flying: Shannon 30 min, Cork 1¾ hr, Dublin 2½ hr.
Plenty at the Woodlands; church notes follow with the invites.
Numbers with the invites; the hotel desk sorts stragglers, however late the wrap.
The Woodlands itself (mention the wedding), the Dunraven Arms in Adare, or Limerick city (Strand, Clayton, George), 25 minutes off set.
April in Ireland: continuity nightmare. All scenes interior; coats advised for exteriors.
FILE: WOODS-McDERMOTT.RAW · METADATA INTACT
Straight from the tray. hover to straighten them up
The RSVP takes three frames and thirty seconds. Look at the lens, act natural.
One strip per household. Flash included, free of charge.
Your strip is developing and your place is held. When the real booth opens in January, it'll be this exact thirty seconds.
Genuinely. There'll be prints, and stories, and your name will come up kindly in both.
Booth closes 1 March 2027 (to be confirmed on the invites)
No form? Tell any of the bridal party instead — analogue always works.
Every good print has an answer scribbled on the back. Flip them.
Your absolute finest: colour welcome, comfort wise. Two rules only: no white unless you're the bride, and no club jerseys. Yes, both clubs. We know you.
Completely. Treehouse at the Woodlands, from 4, comfy clothes, sore heads welcome. If you're near Adare, you're expected.
Your invite will name everyone included — check it when it lands, and just ask if you're unsure.
Ruling arrives with the invites. Either way Black Diamond & MDA have every angle; you can watch this one with your actual eyes.
Your presence is the present; most of ye are crossing the country for us. There'll be a card box on the day. That's the end of that conversation.
1 March 2027 (to be confirmed on the invites). Do it now while you're thinking of it: thirty seconds, three frames.
April in Ireland: all four seasons before the soup. Everything's indoors; bring a coat for the photos.