Orlaith & Niall · 23·IV·27 Record your sighting

A field guide to a Limerick spring ; being the full & honest account of the wedding of

Orlaith Woods & Niall McDermott

recorded at Monaleen Church & the Woodlands of Adare, in the county of Limerick

FRIDAY · 23 APRIL 2027

days until flowering

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Contents of this Guide

PLATE I

The Specimens

two natives of the same habitat, long observed in each other's company

Orlaith, dark-haired and laughing, in a white dress
Orlaith woodsii THE BRIDE · LIMERICK-ROOTED · HUSKIES SIDELINE

Distinguished by: competitive streak, national silverware, and an unbeaten record in arguments about basketball.

Niall, smiling in a navy shirt
Niall mcdermottii THE GROOM · DERRY-GROWN · EAGLES SIDELINE

Distinguished by: a whistle round the neck, a spreadsheet for everything, and one very good proposal.

PLATES II – V

The Season

one shared habitat, observed over several years

Orlaith and Niall in Basketball Ireland kit at an international game's officials table early observation — plumage: Basketball Ireland green

Plate II — First Shoots in which two basketball people fail to avoid each other

Every good Limerick story starts in a sports hall, and so does this one. There was basketball. There was slagging. Neither has stopped since.

Draft copy: Niall's actual version of how they met goes here. A voice note will do it.

Orlaith and Niall on court holding two National Cup trophies observed 2026 — both in full flower, National Cup day

Plate III — Cross-Pollination two clubs, two cups, one confused trophy shelf

She coaches the Huskies. He coaches the Eagles. Same sport, different sidelines. Then one season both came home with national silverware, and the mantelpiece had to be renegotiated.

On occasion they even share a sideline: table duty in the green of Ireland.

A windswept selfie of the couple on an Irish headland, sea behind field conditions: Atlantic, force 6, spirits high

Plate IV — Full Flower the proposal, briefly under embargo

What can be confirmed at time of printing: there was a question, it was a good one, and she said yes.

Draft copy: the proposal story arrives once Niall dictates it. Pressure is being applied.

The couple at golden hour in front of mountains specimen thrives in warm climates; returns home regardless

Plate V — The Gathering in which the whole meadow is invited

On Friday 23 April 2027, in front of everyone they love, Orlaith Woods becomes, fittingly, the one thing she was always going to be: at home in the Woodlands.

You're not spectating this one. You're in it.

PLATE VI

Field Notes

expected behaviour of the species on the days in question

The Wedding Day

Friday 23 April 2027

  • 12:30
    Guests gather at Monaleen Churchearly arrivals get the good pews and the good gossip
  • 1:00
    The ceremony, Monsignor Dan Neenan presidingmusic by Jessica Brett · one bride, arriving by 1960 Rolls-Royce
  • 2:30
    Migration to Adare: the Woodlands Hotel & Spadrinks reception; Jessica Brett continues; canapés circle like swallows
  • 5:00
    The wedding feastspeeches: brief, allegedly
  • 8:30
    The Bentley Boys take the floorthen the DJ, until the small hours

Times after the ceremony are the working plan; final timings arrive with the invites, January 2027.

The Second Bloom

Saturday 24 April 2027. Everyone welcome, no exceptions

  • 4:00
    The Treehouse opens at the Woodlandsday two, in its natural state: casual, unhurried
  • later
    Food, music, hair of the dogpost-match analysis of the previous day's performance
  • dusk
    Nobody rushes homethe species is famously reluctant to disperse

If you're anywhere near Adare on the Saturday, you're expected.

PLATE VII

The Habitat

two sites of interest, twenty-five minutes apart

Monaleen Church

the ceremony · Castletroy, Limerick

Doors from 12:30, ceremony at 1:00. Arrive with time to spare — the bride has a Rolls-Royce and no intention of waiting.

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The Woodlands Hotel & Spa

the reception & day two · Adare, Co. Limerick

Drinks, dinner, dancing, and Saturday's Treehouse gathering, all under one roof. Half an hour from the church.

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Parking

Plenty at the Woodlands. Church parking notes will follow on the invites; car-pooling never hurt anyone.

Taxis

Local numbers will be on the invites, and the hotel front desk will always sort you out at the end of the night.

Weather plan

It's Ireland in April. Ceremony and reception are fully indoors. Bring a coat for the photographs and faith for the rest.

PLATE VIII

Migration & Roosts

for the great April movement of Derry, Belfast & beyond

Flight paths

From the North: the M1 to Dublin then the M7 the whole way down. Allow four hours from Belfast and the guts of five from Derry. Half of Derry travels down Thursday night; join the convoy.

By air: Shannon is your friend: thirty minutes from Adare. Cork is about an hour and three-quarters; Dublin around two and a half hours by motorway.

The morning itself: ceremony's at 1:00 in Limerick city's east; from Adare, leave a solid forty minutes for the cross-town run.

The Woodlands itself

Adare — the scene of the crime

Rooms at the venue go fastest. Ring the hotel directly and say you're with the wedding.

Dunraven Arms

Adare village — 5 minutes

Old-school comfort in the prettiest village in Ireland, allegedly. Book early.

Limerick city

25 minutes — taxis findable

The Strand, the Clayton, the George: plenty of beds and a livelier Sunday.

Adare Manor

for the flush relations

If the numbers on your lottery ticket land that week, it's ten minutes up the road.

PLATE IX

The Flock

the accompanying party, in order of seniority

SJ

CHIEF BRIDESMAID

First named, first on the dance floor.

The Bridesmaids

FULL LINEUP TO FOLLOW

Currently in selection. Manager's decision is final.

The Best Man

TO BE CONFIRMED

Speech already feared, sight unseen.

The Groomsmen

FULL LINEUP TO FOLLOW

Tuxes on order. Nerves already showing.

The full starting five — plus who's marking whom — will be announced here once the team sheet is signed.

PLATE X

The Specimen Table

the pair, reduced to figures — as Niall would want it

Observations verified at time of printing
2basketball clubs between themHuskies hers, Eagles his, Ireland's when duty calls
2National Cups in one housesame season, both sidelines. The shelf groans
298guests expected at the gatheringfrom Derry to Dubai, no exaggeration
350kilometres for the furthest-flung Irish supportDerry represent. Worth every one
11960 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloudthe bride travels properly
days until the whole thing flowerscounting itself down as you read
PLATE XI

The Album

specimens observed in the wild, various climates

Black and white photo-booth strip of Orlaith and Niall — sunglasses, a kiss, a cuddle
three frames, no notes required
Piggyback on a desert dune at sunset
unusual habitat, standard behaviour
Both holding National Cup trophies on court
silverware season, 2026
Arms up at the Welcome to Las Vegas sign
migration, far western range
Kneeling in the snow with two king penguins
inter-species diplomacy, Ski Dubai
Cuddled up in a booth in front of a bright mural
colourful roost, contented pair
On a Greek hillside, pink dress, sea behind
Mediterranean range, high summer
Grinning at a gig under yellow light
observed at full volume
On a beach at sunset, Happy Birthday written in the sand
ritual marking of the solar year
Black and white portrait, dressed up
formal plumage, both specimens
Family group on court with the trophies
the wider flock, cup day
Under a neon sign reading Disco Made Me Do It
nocturnal behaviour, documented
PLATE XII

Record your Sighting

every guest a field observer; every reply a record

working model — live with the invites

Specimen Record Card

thirty seconds, one card, done

When we go live, your name brings up your whole household in one go.

Friday — the wedding
Saturday — the Treehouse

Recorded, with delight.

Your card is filed and the meadow awaits. When the real thing goes live in January, this is exactly how easy it'll be.

We'll press a flower for you.

Genuinely — you'll be missed on the day. There will be photographs, and stories, and you'll be in the good half of both.

Records close 1 March 2027 (to be confirmed on the invites)

No form? No bother. Tell any of the bridal party; the old ways still work.

PLATE XIII

Questions of the Season

asked frequently, answered honestly

What do I wear?

Your finest plumage. Suits, dresses, colour, style: whatever makes you feel like the best version of yourself. Two small requests: nothing white unless you're Orlaith, and no club jerseys. Yes, both teams. We see you.

Is Saturday really open to everyone?

Really. The Treehouse at the Woodlands, from 4pm, everyone welcome, travelling guests especially. Come hungry and in your comfortable clothes.

What about the weather?

It's Ireland in April: plan for four seasons before the soup course. Everything that matters happens indoors; bring a coat for the photographs.

Can I bring the kids?

Your invite will name everyone included — check it when it lands in the new year, and if you're unsure, just ask.

Phones in the church?

We'll confirm on the invites. Either way, Black Diamond Photography and MDA Productions have the big moments covered — you can safely live this one with your eyes.

Presents?

Your presence is genuinely the present; most of ye are crossing the country for us. If you'd like to do more, there'll be a card box on the day, and that's the last we'll say of it.

When's the RSVP deadline?

The 1st of March 2027, to be confirmed on the invites. Don't run down the shot clock: file early and forget about it.